i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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