JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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