You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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