I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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