ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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