You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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