Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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