it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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