Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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