I should be sponsored by Trojan
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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