i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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