So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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