he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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