He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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