Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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