Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.