My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday