WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.