Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
third nipple confirmed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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