letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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