just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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