I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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