I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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