Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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