i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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