You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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