how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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