just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Found the puke drawer
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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