pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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