Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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