Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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