Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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