well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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