That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Did I show you my penis last night?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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