sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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