Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
