i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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