i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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