do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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