summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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