There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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