i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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