She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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