Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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