Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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