i can't believe i had my finger in that
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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