just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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