we made out on top of his cat.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
they're like a gay fantastic four
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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