The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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