I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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