I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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