I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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