I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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