Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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