Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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