Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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