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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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